The hot humid heat of a Georgia summer can make anything turn nasty quickly, even the sex. Especially the sex when it's being performed by squids that live on dry land. Here are ten of the dirtiest, clammiest, inkiest sex moments from Squidbillies.

• 10.

  Therapist

  Any time any doctor starts pulling on rubber gloves, you're probably going to be uncomfortable. But that's double when your doctor is a rapist.
• 9.

  .38 Special Adultery

  If we had a choice between having a train pulled on us by the members of .38 Special or having sex with a squid, then we'd be in some really weird sexual territory that we were never expecting to be in.
• 8.

  Creepin' In the Graveyard

  As a songwriter once said, "If you can't be with the one you love, dig up some old parts and have sex with them."
• 7.

  Tuscaloosa Dumpling

  Every town gets their own sex act. Except Concord, New Hampshire.
• 6.

  Straight Shooter

  Toilet wine can make a man think funny things.

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