• 7.
    Thanksgiving Boggle Tournament
    Luanne breaks the first rule of Thanksgiving by telling the truth.
  • 6.
    All The Ingredients For a Brown Betty
    Peggy's mother makes a rare appearance in this clip, so for all of the fans wishing for an older, harsher, more unlikable version of Peggy Hill, you're in luck!
  • 5.
    Your Father Is Going To Ruin Thanksgiving
    After a day of giving humble thanks by being gluttonous, make it all better by getting up early and pushing people out of the way to save 20 % on winter fashions.
  • 4.
    More Food Than Money
    If we had been behind Bill in line, this clip would have a different ending. Possibly one with us being hauled to jail for assault.
  • 3.
    Turkey Bomb
    On the plus side, that turkey probably didn't feel a thing.
  • 2.
    Bobby's Ladies Magazine
    Bobby gets a pass on the one day a year that using an oven isn't feminine.
  • 1.
    When Does The Killing End
    Children are naturally horrified when they learn about history. Maybe it would help if we renamed Thanksgiving "The Great Indian Rape," and called Easter "Murder Day."