It could be argued that the people that make life interesting are the bit players - the folks who show up a couple of times a year, running around all naked and deaf, looking like anachronistic strong men, singing about steak and egg breakfasts, granting us a pardon from our own untimely death. They're the ones that keep it tolerable. The people we see every day... well, they just get annoying, don't they?

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• 10.

  Greased Up Deaf Guy

  Mort can be so short sighted. The marketing potential here is unquestionable.
• 9.

  Death

  If we'd known that "if you get my drift" meant "get me another fruit cup" it would have saved us a lot of needless trauma getting that A from our high school music teacher.
• 8.

  The Cleaning Lady

  We have begun to say "Mr. Superman no here" when approached for anything by panhandlers, salespeople, bosses, and spouses. Results have been varied.
• 7.

  Phineas and Barnaby

  The fitness industry has changed a lot over the years, but one thing remains constant: the electrifying homoeroticism.
• 6.

  Al Harrington

  Neighbors do love a good lawn ornament. Al should do some cross promotion with the local seller of loud, dangerously aggressive dogs and aftermarket mufflers.

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