• 10.
    Singing, floating nymphs never know what they want. But they're pretty solid on not wanting Carl.
  • 9.
    First thing in the morning really is too early for this much tongue action. We're pretty sure if it was noon-ish, Wendell would have been all over it.
  • 8.
    When your genitals are housed in the back of your head, you gotta take it when you get it.
  • 7.
    The scrotum has been ignored for too long. Actually, maybe we can hold out just a little longer.
  • 6.
    It's hard to predict the sex issues that arise after you become a married couple. But this guy should have seen the sock thing coming from a mile away.