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10.The merciless sexual magnetism of uncircumcised, children's song-smith Bread Harrity is at the heart of this complex, but all-too-familiar relationship.
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9.Those three little words every woman wants to hear: don't touch me.
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8.When words alone can't express what's in your heart, you must use acronyms.
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7.Online games have opened up a whole new world of romance for men with tiny penises.
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6.Luckily for Herbert, there is no equivalent of Dateline in the Outer Rim planets.
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