• 12.
    Delocated
    "Jon" and Mike
    In our experience, offering up a "friend five" tends to dissolve the friendship.
  • 11.
    Frisky Dingo
    Killface and Xander
    With their rapid-fire, snip snap dialogue, Xander and Killface take a cue from the old Bob Hope / Bing Crosby Road pictures, if Hope had been a juvenile panda eater and Crosby had been entirely naked.
  • 10.
    The Venture Bros
    The Henchmen
    Politics, world affairs and philosophy are fine conversation for casual friends, but you need someone you can trust before you really get down to talking Smurfs.
  • 9.
    Aqua Teen
    Mooninites
    Some friends just seem to complete each other, or rather, make a complete four pronged laser gun with each other.
  • 8.
    Aqua Teen
    Shake and Carl
    There's a reason restaurants bring you fajita meat while it's still sizzling. Because it's pure, unadulterated sex in a skillet.
  • 7.
    Metalocalypse
    Murderface and Toki
    Murderface and Toki masterfully turn the good cop / bad cop scenario on its ear with a clever game of aggressive, hostile cop and insecure, but also hostile cop.